1. Let’s get right down to business… Pugs are majestic little lumps that emit rays of happiness and sunshine.
2. They know how to get around town in style.
3. They have a phenomenal work ethic.
4. When you wrap them in blankets, they look like tiny clumps of joy and beauty.
5. They barely even take up any space.
6. They play a mean hand of poker.
7. They jump up the stairs like tiny balls of lumpy cotton candy.
8. They have a literally flawless sense of fashion.
9. They’re basically dog royalty.
10. Other animals respect their regal authority.
11. They’re very classy eaters.
12. They have a healthy distrust of babies.
13. And they’re perfectly comfortable stealing the limelight when it rightfully belongs to them.
(Which is always.)
14. They enjoy sticking their heads between peoples’ legs.
15. They’re very determined.
16. They have an extremely healthy appetite and know how to get what they want.
17. They have fabulous wardrobes.
18. And flawless accessories.
19. And wonderful hair.
20. They know how to emote.
21. They know when to stay calm…
22. And when to get excited.
23. They can pretend to be humans and will probably take over the world at some point in history.
24. They know exactly when to wear the right pair of slippers.
25. They disprove of addicting habits.
26. They are pretty much always drop-dead gorgeous.
27. They are all actual Disney princesses and princes.
28. They have delicious taste.
29. They’re almost always wildly insane.
30. They know when to wear practical shoes.
31. They can take the perfect selfie.
32. They know when to defy the rules.
33. They can operate heavy machinery.
34. They know how to rightfully steal attention from other, less important beings.
35. They know when they need to keep each other in check.
36. They’ve mastered the perfect head tilt.
37. They are always beautiful and flawless.
38. And they have the most attitude out of any animal pretty much ever.
39. They are sassy and perfect.
40. They literally poop rainbows.