23 Little Lies We All Say To Ourselves

July 21, 2013 12:27 pm 0 comments Views: 1440

1. “I worked out, so this doesn’t count.”

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2. “I could be a morning person if I tried!”

"I could be a morning person if I tried!"

3. “This mirror is warped.”

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4. “I can’t stand Ke$ha.”

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5. “I’m definitely going to bed early tonight.”

"I'm definitely going to bed early tonight."

6. “I’ll eat this all now so I won’t have it tempt me in the house.”

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7. “Today will be my laundry day.”

8. “I was so drunk that I don’t even remember.”

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9. “We’re just friends.”

10. “One more drink and then I’m done.”

"One more drink and then I'm done."

11. “I don’t want this. I need this…”

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12. “…I just won’t go out to eat for the rest of the week.”

"...I just won't go out to eat for the rest of the week."

13. “It’s dark. Nobody will notice.”

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14. “I’ll clean up tomorrow.”

"I'll clean up tomorrow."

15. “I’ll just hit the snooze button one more time.”

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16. “It’s a skinny drink.”

17. “It’s too far to walk.”

"It's too far to walk."

18. “I’m going to start reading more.”

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19. “I’m just going to watch this one last episode.”

"I'm just going to watch this one last episode."

20. “I’m totally over him/her.”

"I'm totally over him/her."

21. “I’m too full for dessert.”

"I'm too full for dessert."

22. “I’ll shower after work.”

23. “I’m just going to quickly check my Facebook.”

"I'm just going to quickly check my Facebook."

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