16 Shockingly Profound Disney Movie Quotes

June 16, 2013 6:39 pm 0 comments Views: 668

1. Alice in Wonderland


2. The Little Mermaid

The Little Mermaid

Tru dat, Sebastian. Tru. Dat.

3. Beauty and the Beast

Beauty and the Beast

This is like the answer to Gertrude Stein’s “There is no there there.”

4. Lady and the Tramp

Lady and the Tramp

What is a baby? How is it that you were once one and you are you now? Why are we here? WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN??

5. Peter Pan

Peter Pan

The first time I read this: Um, offensive.
The second time I read this: Well…yeah, probably.

6. The Lion King

The Lion King


7. Pocahontas


Change: peeps just can’t deal. Like every time there’s a Facebook redesign, my life is over.

8. Pinocchio


So…cowardly, selfish, liars=not real boys? I’m with you there, Blue Fairy Lady.


9. Mulan


There’s nothing left to fear but fear itself. This quote scares the shit out of me.

10. Pinocchio


We are but imperfect beings. And yet we are equipped with all we need for perfection. Which is why you still put up those photos on Facebook of you and a hot new guy to make your stupid ex jealous.

11. Alice in Wonderland

Alice in Wonderland

cc: Your stupid ex.

12. Aladdin


Live in the now. Because you can never get today back, except for in memory. Which kind of means that what is happening this very second is over already. Is any of this real??? Neo?

13. Snow White

Snow White

Powerful stuff for old people. Which you now realize you are. Aw, shit.

14. Winnie the Pooh

Winnie the Pooh

If we tell ourselves something, do we then believe it? Can one be both be the teller and the tellee? Are we in fact two beings in one?

15. Lady and the Tramp

Lady and the Tramp

To make space, one must first let go.

16. Winnie the Pooh

Winnie the Pooh

What is “glad”? Can we ever truly know happiness? What are feelings? How can I ever feel satisfied if I never know if I am happy? And if I am happy, will I not know it? Are you there, God? It’s me, Margaret?

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