26 Reasons Kids Are Pretty Much Just Tiny Drunk Adults

June 3, 2013 5:44 pm 0 comments Views: 1251

 They’ll stop what they’re doing to take a nap. Doesn’t matter where they are. Doesn’t matter who they’re with.

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26 Reasons Kids Are Pretty Much Just Tiny Drunk Adults

26 Reasons Kids Are Pretty Much Just Tiny Drunk Adults

26 Reasons Kids Are Pretty Much Just Tiny Drunk Adults

2. They all make faces like this:

They all make faces like this:

3. They conduct themselves poorly in public.

They conduct themselves poorly in public.

4. Their depth perception is all over the place.

26 Reasons Kids Are Pretty Much Just Tiny Drunk Adults

5. Seriously, they just can’t seem to get their food to their mouths.

Seriously, they just can't seem to get their food to their mouths.

6. They are totally unable to predict when they’re about to pass out.

They are totally unable to predict when they're about to pass out.

7. They always find themselves in totally inexplicable situations.

They always find themselves in totally inexplicable situations.

8. They have absolutely no coordination.

26 Reasons Kids Are Pretty Much Just Tiny Drunk Adults

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9. There is no sleeping position too uncomfortable.

There is no sleeping position too uncomfortable.

10. They have poor impulse control.

They have poor impulse control.

11. They often fall asleep on or near toilets.

They often fall asleep on or near toilets.

12. They shouldn’t be trusted around heavy equipment.

26 Reasons Kids Are Pretty Much Just Tiny Drunk Adults

13. They have no sense of shame.

They have no sense of shame.

14. And they often fall asleep with their shoes on.

And they often fall asleep with their shoes on.

15. They don’t know when to stop drinking.

They don't know when to stop drinking.

16. They constantly misjudge their strength and coordination.

26 Reasons Kids Are Pretty Much Just Tiny Drunk Adults

17. They’re really bad at posing for photos.

They're really bad at posing for photos.

18. They’re terrible at judging distances.

26 Reasons Kids Are Pretty Much Just Tiny Drunk Adults

19. They’re obsessed with finding something to eat…

They're obsessed with finding something to eat...

20. …but they often don’t make it that far.

...but they often don't make it that far.

21. They’re constantly hurting themselves.

26 Reasons Kids Are Pretty Much Just Tiny Drunk Adults

22. They draw on others’ faces when they pass out.

They draw on others' faces when they pass out.

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23. They’re not good around pools.

26 Reasons Kids Are Pretty Much Just Tiny Drunk Adults

24. They can often be found with their heads in the toilet.

They can often be found with their heads in the toilet.

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25. Things go wrong around them for no apparent reason.

26 Reasons Kids Are Pretty Much Just Tiny Drunk Adults

26. They have no shame about being seen without pants on.

They have no shame about being seen without pants on.

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