22 Reasons Bearded Men Are Better

May 27, 2013 6:01 pm 0 comments Views: 1697

1. I can’t believe we even need to have this debate. I mean, just look at this guy.

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2. And this guy.

And this guy.

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3. And this guy.

And this guy.

4. But OK, let’s build our argument. Throughout history, beards have conferred prestige.

But OK, let's build our argument. Throughout history, beards have conferred prestige.

5. And gravitas.

And gravitas.

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6. For many of the careers that matter, beards are practically a prerequisite.

For many of the careers that matter, beards are practically a prerequisite.

7. Plus, bearded men are more attractive. This has been proved by science.

Plus, bearded men are more attractive. This has been proved by science.

That’s according to a study by the University Of New South Wales. The optimum level of face fuzz was found to be heavy stubble: ten days’ growth.

8. A decent beard can transform a pasty nerd into a rugged hunk.

A decent beard can transform a pasty nerd into a rugged hunk.

9. A baby-faced dweeb into a revolutionary.

A baby-faced dweeb into a revolutionary.

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10. Some random dude into the director of Star Wars.

Some random dude into the director of Star Wars .

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11. A tie-wearing nobody into an operatic powerhouse.

A tie-wearing nobody into an operatic powerhouse.

12. And a past-his-prime actor…

And a past-his-prime actor...

Into an Oscar winner.

Into an Oscar winner.

13. There are practical benefits too. Growing a beard means you can say good-bye to one of mankind’s most tedious tasks.

There are practical benefits too. Growing a beard means you can say good-bye to one of mankind's most tedious tasks.

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14. Other things you can do with a beard? Well, it gives you something to stroke while you’re thinking.

22 Reasons Bearded Men Are Better

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15. You can use it to accentuate your insults.

22 Reasons Bearded Men Are Better

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16. Intimidate your enemies.

22 Reasons Bearded Men Are Better

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17. And enchant women.

22 Reasons Bearded Men Are Better

18. You can grow it into the shape of a cage. Then drink tea through it.

22 Reasons Bearded Men Are Better

That is all real beard hair. Filmed at the 1991 Beard and Moustache Growing Contest in Tacoma.

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19. And if it’s big enough, you can sell advertising on it.

And if it's big enough, you can sell advertising on it.

Kentucky-based ad agency Cornett-IMS allows men with beards to earn money by placing miniature “beardboards” in them.

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Admittedly not all types of beard are equally desirable.

Admittedly not all types of beard are equally desirable.

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There are strict rules of etiquette that must be observed.

There are strict rules of etiquette that must be observed.

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It’s certainly possible to go too far.

It's certainly possible to go too far.

(If you’re not sure where the limit is, this guide should help.)

(If you're not sure where the limit is, this guide should help.)

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And, OK, the hirsute look doesn’t work for absolutely everyone.

And, OK, the hirsute look doesn't work for absolutely everyone.

Plus, once you’ve grown one, it doesn’t always have quite the impact you’d imagined.

Plus, once you've grown one, it doesn't always have quite the impact you'd imagined.

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20. But still. If you can grow a beard, you should. Pity those poor souls who can’t.

But still. If you can grow a beard, you should. Pity those poor souls who can't.

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(They can try and fake it, but they’re not fooling anyone.)

(They can try and fake it, but they're not fooling anyone.)

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21. Truth is, the benefits of having a hairy face are pretty much endless — as any partner of a bearded man will attest.

Truth is, the benefits of having a hairy face are pretty much endless — as any partner of a bearded man will attest.

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22. In conclusion, then. Beards, f**k yeah!

In conclusion, then. Beards, f**k yeah!

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22 Reasons Bearded Men Are Better

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